WTF???

okay So last night im driving up my driveway when i notice that some idiot is laying in my front yard.
Thats right just laying there belly up waiting to get stomped on.
So I get out of the car n was about to go in the house to get my bat but my mom drives up and I have to move the car so she can get in the garage.
After I get out of the car this time I decide to go take care of the guy now before he leaves and I miss my chance.
So I walk up to him and stomp him out. LMAO
jk i was like whats up dude u need something?
I mean he is in my yard just chillin.
N he was like no im down the street at a party.
I look around and im like um no ur trippn, Do u mind getting the hell out of my yard.
And he gets up and lays in my neighbors yard.
U kno what I shoulda drove on my grass and ran his ass over.
G's up Hoes Down
tootles