Funny: Trained Killers

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Miracle Garage

Okay, So im at work and I feel like crap. So what better to do than to watch car videos to pass the time along. So a friend of mine sends me this link to a video. And im thinking omg what the heck is this fool want now. Then I open it up and WOW!!! I suddenly feel better. I mean its not that I took any medicine or anything but I think this video has healing powers lmao jk. But yah I cant afford a garage like that now but maybe next week???

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HELP!!!

So i went camping with my friend a few months ago at lake Camanche. To make a long story short when I was a kid I used to love the ninja turtles. I had turtle costumes, pencils, a back pack and even the bedding. My favorite was Donatello because he used to beat people with his staff. i thought that was halarious. Now that Im older i havent been in touch with my friends.

So my friends mom hooks a turtle and guess who it is. none other than Donatello himself. We hung out and drank and smoked until we passed out on the beach. then I realized he had a hook in his neck. i grabbed some pliers to take the hook out and he almost bit me. So i stomped him out. Donatello ran away and i think he ran into the lake. I was only trying to help. If you go to the lake and see him could you please let me know how he is doing. i think he might be mad at me. I sent some postcards to the rangers office but i havent heard anything back from them.

If you see my long lost friend I would like to know how he is doing. Even though you stomp out your friends I think that they should still forgive you. Oh by the way hes grey with a purple bandana on his eyes, dont try to help him kuz he might bite you.

WTF???

okay So last night im driving up my driveway when i notice that some idiot is laying in my front yard.
Thats right just laying there belly up waiting to get stomped on.
So I get out of the car n was about to go in the house to get my bat but my mom drives up and I have to move the car so she can get in the garage.
After I get out of the car this time I decide to go take care of the guy now before he leaves and I miss my chance.
So I walk up to him and stomp him out. LMAO
jk i was like whats up dude u need something?
I mean he is in my yard just chillin.
N he was like no im down the street at a party.
I look around and im like um no ur trippn, Do u mind getting the hell out of my yard.
And he gets up and lays in my neighbors yard.
U kno what I shoulda drove on my grass and ran his ass over.
G's up Hoes Down
tootles

Rough Morning

So this morning im sleeping and I get a call from my girlfriend that is telling me to wake up. When I finally realize what is going on Im trying to figure out why shes calling me. Yah i forgot that I was supposed to drive her to work with me this week, stupid me, right?
So i get up n get dressed, going through the morning routine n I look at the clock its 5:00 am, wth???
So aside from picking her up, getting gas (which it was freezing outside), dealing with my early morning road rage, to dropping her off, and getting to work a half hour early it wasnt that bad of a morning. I mean I did fall asleep at my computer lol but hey it was dark in here and i'm the only one on this floor.
So yah that was my morning, not too bad.
Now im off to school
-tootles